Sunday, May 1, 2011

Diary of a Mafia Soldier

I am a mafioso.

Before we begin, let us be clear that I do not lead a glamourous life. I do not do glamorous things. I am the guy who tells other mafiosos about how best to clean the blood stains off of a pair of wool pants. Not that there's a lot of blood to clean. These days the mafia have moved on to different schemes: stocks, bonds, IPOs, construction projects, currency manipulation. You almost might mistake us for legitimate businessmen, which of course we are not. 

But the truth is, I'm just a fix-it man. I'm not a Don or even one of the Don's friends. I'm just a regular guy with a stressful job. So welcome to the diary of a mafia soldier.

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